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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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