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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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