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Confucius say… Christmas trees are like priests… their balls are just for decoration.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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