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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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