Author: Confucius Page 18

Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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