Author: Confucius Page 18

Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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