Author: Confucius Page 18

Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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