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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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