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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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