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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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