Author: Confucius Page 19

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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