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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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