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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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