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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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