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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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