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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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