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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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