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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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