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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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