Author: Confucius Page 2

Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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