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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

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