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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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