Author: Confucius Page 2

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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