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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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