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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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