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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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