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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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