Author: Confucius Page 21

Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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