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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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