Author: Confucius Page 21

Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

Confucius say

Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

Confucius say

Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

Confucius say

Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

Confucius say

Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

Confucius say

Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Confucius say

Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say

Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Confucius say

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say

Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say

Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

Confucius say

Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

Confucius say

Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

Confucius say

Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

Confucius say

Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

Confucius say

Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

Confucius say

Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

Confucius say

Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

Confucius say

Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

Confucius say