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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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