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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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