Author: Confucius Page 21

Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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