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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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