Author: Confucius Page 21

Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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