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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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