Author: Confucius Page 22

Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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