Author: Confucius Page 22

Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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