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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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