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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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