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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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