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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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