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Author: Confucius Page 23
Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.
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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.
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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.
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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.
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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.
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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.
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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.
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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.
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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.
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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.
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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.
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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.
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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.
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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.
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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.
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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.
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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
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