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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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