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Author: Confucius Page 23
Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.
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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.
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Confucius say… man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.
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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.
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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.
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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.
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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.
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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.
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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Men
People
Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.
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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.
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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.
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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.
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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.
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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.
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