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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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