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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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