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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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