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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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