Author: Confucius Page 24

Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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