Author: Confucius Page 24

Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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