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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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