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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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