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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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