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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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