Author: Confucius Page 24

Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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