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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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