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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… Christmas trees are like priests… their balls are just for decoration.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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