Author: Confucius Page 25

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.