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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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