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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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