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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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