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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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