Author: Confucius Page 25

Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

Confucius say… Christmas trees are like priests… their balls are just for decoration.

Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.