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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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