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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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