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Author: Confucius Page 25
Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.
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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.
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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.
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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.
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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.
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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.
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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.
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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.
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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.
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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.
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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.
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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.
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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.
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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.
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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.
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