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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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