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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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