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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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