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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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