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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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