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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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