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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.