Author: Confucius Page 26

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.