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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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