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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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