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Author: Confucius Page 27
Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
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Fortune cookies
Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.
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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.
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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.
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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.
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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.
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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.
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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.
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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.
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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
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