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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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