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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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