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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

Confucius say Fortune cookies

Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.