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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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