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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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