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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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