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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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