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Author: Confucius Page 28
Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.
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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.
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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.
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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.
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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.
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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.
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Confucius say… man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.
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