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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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