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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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