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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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