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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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