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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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