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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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