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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… Christmas trees are like priests… their balls are just for decoration.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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