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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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