Author: Confucius Page 4

Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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