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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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