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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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