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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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