Author: Confucius Page 5

Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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