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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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