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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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