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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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