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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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