Author: Confucius Page 6

Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.