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Author: Confucius Page 6
Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.
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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.
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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'
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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.
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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.
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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.
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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.
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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.
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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.
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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.
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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.
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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.
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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.
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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.
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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.
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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.
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