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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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