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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… Christmas trees are like priests… their balls are just for decoration.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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