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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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