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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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