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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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