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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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