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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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