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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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