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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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