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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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