Author: Confucius Page 8

Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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