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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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