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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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