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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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