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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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