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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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