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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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