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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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