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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

Confucius say Fortune cookies