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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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