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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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