Author: Confucius Page 9

Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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