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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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