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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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