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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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