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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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