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Plantation dog
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A dog that keeps livestock out of the crops
Other expressions
Railroad time
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The correct time
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
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Chestnut time
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Miscellaneous
Autumn
Fall
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Seasons
Cooter-backed road
Country definition
Miscellaneous
A crowned dirt road in the shaped of a cooter’s (turtle’s) back
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Sweet talkin’ thing
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Miscellaneous
A smooth talker
Has a good line
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Amber days
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Expressions
Autumn
Indian summer
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Spring chicken
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Miscellaneous
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Side gal
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Miscellaneous
A woman seen ‘on the side’
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They’re like two cats in a sack.
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Miscellaneous
Behavior
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Referring to people who do not get along
Nigher
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Expressions
Nearer
Steppin’ out
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Miscellaneous
Cheating on a spouse or relationship
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Seeing someone else
Show your linen
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Miscellaneous
Exposing intimate apparel
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I ain’t tellin’ ya how the cow ate the cabbage.
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Miscellaneous
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That’s the way it is
There’ll be no argument about it
Granny Scrooch
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Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.
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Miscellaneous
Buck toothed
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Peep of day
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Miscellaneous
Dawn
First light
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Yeller dope
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Miscellaneous
Orange soda
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A blue million
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Miscellaneous
A great many
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Much obliged
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Grateful
I appreciate it
Thank you
Makes no never mind.
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Miscellaneous
It doesn’t matter
Makes no difference to me
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