Author: Country expression

If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

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He fell ass over teakettle.

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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

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When a dog is tight-mouthed

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You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

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Get the short end of the stick

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

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I’m gonna tan yer hide!

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Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.

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He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.

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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

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That possum's on the stump.

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Fall in for vittles.

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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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