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The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
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Finer than frog's hair
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Attractive
Delicate
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Real good
Gooder than grits
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Miscellaneous
Good
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Things are going well
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Give me some sugar.
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Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
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To have treed the coon
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To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Narrow between the eyes.
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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
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Get a hump on
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Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
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Happy as a pig in Palestine.
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She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
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Miscellaneous
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I’m gonna tan yer hide!
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Miscellaneous
A spanking
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Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
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Miscellaneous
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Stop arguing and do as you're told
Braggin’ dog
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Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
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A close chewer and a tight spitter.
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Miscellaneous
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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
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Compliment
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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
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Miscellaneous
Not too bright
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Pore mouthin’
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Miscellaneous
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Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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Miscellaneous
Hell
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