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Two ax handles acrost
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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
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How long is a piece of string?
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The unknown
Unpredictable
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
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He’s like a bad penny.
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Always turning up.
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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
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You need to get you some bidness!
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Spoken to a lazy or idle person
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
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Is very persuasive
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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
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Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
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Height
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Shortness
He's tighter than a fiddle string
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Stingy
Like a peach-orchard bull
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Content
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Sitting pretty
He’s three limbs up a willa.
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Crazy
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Willow tree
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
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Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
Lower than a snake’s belly
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Low
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About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
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Useless
Spread the table.
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Set the table for dinner
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
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Not 'citified'
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A face like a robber’s dog!
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He's busier than a cat with two tails.
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Very busy
Going ninety to nothin'
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Busy
Fast
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