Author: Country expression

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

That kid could break an anvil.

Gooder than grits

As tall as a Georgia pine

The ox is in the ditch.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

Creaking doors hang the longest.

Jump the broomstick

He went after it whole hog.

It's as cold as all git out!

It come up a bad cloud.

Right as rain.

They ate supper before they said grace.

Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.