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Author: Country expression
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
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