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A face like a robber’s dog!
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Miscellaneous
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He has a face made for radio.
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Face
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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
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Egotistical
Full of himself
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His family tree is a trunk.
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It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
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Slow or rough going
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
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Running
He’d make a cat laugh.
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Foolish
Humor
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I'll snatch you baldheaded.
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A threat
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A trace of the uppity
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Self-important
Snobbish
Like what God gave a billy goat
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A hard head and a clear conscience
It come up a bad cloud.
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A thunderstorm
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Act like you’ve got some raisin.
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Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
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Raised properly
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
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People who talk the loudest have the least to say
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
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Believe what I say
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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
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Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Tall hog at the trough
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Important
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The top dog
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
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A guilty dog barks the loudest.
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A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
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