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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Dumber than a box full of owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
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