Author: Country expression

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.

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Faster than a scalded dog

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Chester drawers

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In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

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It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

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Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

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He fell ass over teakettle.

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Wasn’t to no age.

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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He’s in a foggery.

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Long as a month of Sundays.

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This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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You need to dance with them what brung you.

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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

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Go off half-cocked

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