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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
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She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
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Sneaky
Strong as a new well rope
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Miscellaneous
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Powerful
Strong
He ain't got no home trainin.
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Miscellaneous
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Poor manners
Rude
As scarce as hens teeth.
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Miscellaneous
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Scarcity
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.
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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
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Shet the door
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
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Miscellaneous
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Rain
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
He fell ass over teakettle.
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Miscellaneous
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It’s raining cats and dogs.
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Miscellaneous
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Rain
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