Author: Country expression

Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

Right as rain.

He ain't got no home trainin.

Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

Pore mouthin’

As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

I've had an apple out of that bag.

Rest your features

Rest your coat.

I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

I’ll snatch you bald headed.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

Useless as tits on a boar hog

Sleepier than a river coon

You're diggin’ your own grave.

A fine howdy-do

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

Like an old hen with one chick

Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

A guilty dog barks the loudest.