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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
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Miscellaneous
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Pretty
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
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Said when someone says “if”
Right as rain.
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He ain't got no home trainin.
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Poor manners
Rude
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
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Pore mouthin’
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Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
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Stubborn
I've had an apple out of that bag.
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Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
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Rest your features
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Hush
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Shut up
Rest your coat.
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An invitation to sit a spell
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I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
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I’ll snatch you bald headed.
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A threat of punishment
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She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
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Useless as tits on a boar hog
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A reference to a bad worker
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Sleepier than a river coon
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Sleepy
Tired
You're diggin’ your own grave.
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A fine howdy-do
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A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
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Like an old hen with one chick
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Fussy
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Proud
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
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A guilty dog barks the loudest.
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A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
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