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Author: Country expression Page 10
Bank walker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A well-endowed male
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
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In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
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Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
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Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
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