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Author: Country expression Page 10
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
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Poor aim
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
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Tardiness
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
Other expressions
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
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He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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Tough
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Purty as a picture
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Miscellaneous
Attractive
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Pretty
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
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Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
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