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Author: Country expression Page 10
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dumb
Other expressions
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sneaky
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
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