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Author: Country expression Page 10
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
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Sound
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Really dressed up
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
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