Author: Country expression Page 10

Get the short end of the stick

You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

She'll be late to her own funeral.

Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

He ain’t a man to tie too.

Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.

It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Happy as a hog in slop.

Sleepier than a river coon

You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

Mess with

Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

Purty as a picture

Count the people.

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

Glad eye

I’ve got no dog in that fight.

Living high on the hog