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If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.

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Tighter than a new boot

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Fall in for vittles.

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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

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He’s just loudin’ off.

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Leanin' on the shovel

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

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She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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Uglier than a burnt stump

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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Road Humps

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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Couldn't run a bath!

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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