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Author: Country expression Page 10
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
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Nervous
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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
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Inexperienced
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
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Miscellaneous
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He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'
Country expression
Characteristics
Not how he was raised
Pompous
Self-important
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
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Quickly
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Responsibility
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
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Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To end the argument
I'll walk to town on that lip!
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Said to someone who's pouting
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You picked a good mate
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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