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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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Dumber than a road lizard

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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

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You don’t know shit from apple butter!

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.

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When a dog is tight-mouthed

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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

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You can hear her three fields off.

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She couldn't keep her dress down.

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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Let me hug your neck.

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In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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Don’t care if I do.

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That girl’s meaner than cuss!

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Mess with

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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

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