Author: Country expression Page 10

I’m touching cotton.

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

She could talk the leg off a horse.

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

He’s three sheets in the wind.

He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

He learned to whisper in a sawmill.

She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

Don't go back on your raisin'

You don’t know shit from apple butter!

No fly ever lit on her.