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Author: Country expression Page 10
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
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