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Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

You’re trying to push a rope.

… took a long dip in the ugly pond

I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

Jackin yer jaw

If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

He has a face made for radio.

So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

It's as cold as all git out!

Eatin’ long corn

Living high on the hog

Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

Georgia buggy

This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

I've had an apple out of that bag.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.