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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

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Skinny as a bean pole.

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Happy as a clam at high tide

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He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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Hold your horses

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Right as rain.

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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!

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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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… since Christ left Cleveland!

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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

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He’s got a tough row to hoe

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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In a coon's age.

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Either fish or cut bait.

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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

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