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He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

Seen better legs on a table.

Strong as a new well rope

So ugly he could snag lightning

He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

He has a face made for radio.

Skin your own skunk

It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

Had a hard row to hoe

Like a martin to his gourd

She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

Don’t split your britches

Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

To beat the band

Built like a brick shithouse

Ain't that the berries!

She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.