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Author: Country expression Page 11
Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone gets pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Stubbornness
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Talking
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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There will be in trouble
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
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Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Wheelbarrow
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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