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Author: Country expression Page 11
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
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