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Author: Country expression Page 11
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
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Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
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Self-important
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best hat
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Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
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Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
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Pretty
Don’t split your britches
Country expression
Emotions
Don’t get riled up
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
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Quickly
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Very strong and well-built
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
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