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Glad eye

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

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In the marble orchard.

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If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.

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More than plenty

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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

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He’s like a bad penny.

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

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Pretty is as pretty does.

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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

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Scripted down

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That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.

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