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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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Like getting an ox out of the ditch

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You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

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Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

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Is it any 'count?

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Jackin yer jaw

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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Are you outta’ pocket again?

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

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Don’t care to.

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Wasn’t to no age.

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I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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Deader than a door nail

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