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Strong as a new well rope

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Purtier than a peach.

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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

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Ain’t got both oars in the water

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I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

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Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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Rest your coat.

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This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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She couldn't keep her dress down.

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If wishes were horses… beggars would ride.

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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

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Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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Uglier than a burnt stump

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Scripted down

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

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