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Author: Country expression Page 12
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Refers to someone very happy or content about something
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
Other expressions
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
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