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She couldn't keep her dress down.

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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I’m on it like cheese on grits!

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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Can you carry me up to the picture show?

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I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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We better git on the stick!

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Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

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Wilder than a March hare

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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

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Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

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Give me some sugar.

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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