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Author: Country expression Page 12
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.
Country expression
Expressions
Frugal
Money
Stingy
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
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