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His front porch light is burnt out.

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Like a peach-orchard bull

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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

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If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.

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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

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Happy as a clam at high tide

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He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

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Mess with

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She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.

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Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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Greener than goose shit

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Useful as a broken leg.

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She’s lost as last years Easter egg.

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Wilder than a March hare

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You can hear her three fields off.

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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