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Stiff in the heels

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

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I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!

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The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

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I've had an apple out of that bag.

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It's as cold as all git out!

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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

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… since Christ left Cleveland!

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I'll walk to town on that lip!

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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.

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