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Author: Country expression Page 12
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
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Miscellaneous
Incompetence
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Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
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Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
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He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
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Promiscuous
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
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Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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Worn out
Wasn’t to no age.
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Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Going to hell in a handbasket
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Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Meaner than a snake
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Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
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