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Author: Country expression Page 12
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
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Smiling
Old as dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
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He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
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Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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When one does something clumsy
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
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Low
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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
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Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Say the blessing or grace before the meal
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
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He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
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Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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