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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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Like they do in Alabama

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Like three feet up a bull’s ass

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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Like a suck-egg dog

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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

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Narrow between the eyes.

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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

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Like a calf in clover

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Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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Shit fire and save matches

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

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Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.

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