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I’m gonna tan yer hide!

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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

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So dry he had the rattles

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He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

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Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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So ugly he could snag lightning

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

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Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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You look the south end of a north bound cow.

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He's three days older than Moses.

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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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