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Happy as a clam at high tide

A hangdog look

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Y’all have chairs.

He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

Cathead biscuit

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

He looked like Death sucking a sponge.

Faster than a scalded dog

Who put a bee in her bonnet?