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Author: Country expression Page 12
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
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We in the short rows.
Country expression
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Almost finished
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He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
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On a dirt road
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Rural
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
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Brains
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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
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Cows
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Rain
Stomping grounds
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Familiar territory
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A face like a cobbler’s thumb
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Rest your coat.
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An invitation to sit a spell
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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
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When someone says "if"
Well, shut my mouth.
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Well I'll be
Either fish or cut bait.
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Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
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Tighter than bark on a tree
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Not very generous
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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
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Obviously
Of course
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Go hog wild
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Have a good time
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About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
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Useless
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
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A full stomach
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He just sits there like a bump on a log.
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Immobile
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Unresponsive
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
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Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
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Talkative
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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