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Planted corn before the fence was built

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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We in the short rows.

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He didn't get there on a paved road.

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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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Stomping grounds

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A face like a cobbler’s thumb

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Rest your coat.

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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Either fish or cut bait.

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Tighter than bark on a tree

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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Go hog wild

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About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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He just sits there like a bump on a log.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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