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His face was all plowed up

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

Oh shine!

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

He’s livin' in high cotton.

like trying to herd cats

He's dumber than a mud fence.

The hair is in the butter.

He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

Planted corn before the fence was built

He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

You can hear her three fields off.

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.