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Author: Country expression Page 13
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
His head is full of stump water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s go no sense
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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