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Author: Country expression Page 13
To think hard of
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To speak unkindly of someone
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
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Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
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Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
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We’re all together
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
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