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Author: Country expression Page 13
His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
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