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You look like five miles of bad road.

Quit bein’ ugly.

His head is full of stump water.

Where do you fall?

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

In high cotton

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

Ain’t got both oars in the water

Took off like Moody's goose

That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

You had better go lick that calf over.

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

An empty wagon makes the most noise.

I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.