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Ain't I God's own fool?

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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

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Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

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Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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Pretty is as pretty does.

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Where do you fall?

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Stomping grounds

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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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That man ain't got the decency to die.

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Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

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Toad choker/frog strangler

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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He's three days older than Moses.

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Like three feet up a bull’s ass

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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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Road Humps

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One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

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As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.

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You’re like the dog that caught the car.

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