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Author: Country expression Page 13
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I'll be
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
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