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Author: Country expression Page 13
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
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Miscellaneous
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Like a bug arguing with a chicken
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A pointless exercise
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Useless
Held his hind leg.
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Was a best man at his wedding
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
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Expressions
Other expressions
She looked like death eating a cracker.
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Ain't I God's own fool?
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Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
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Active
Lively
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He is purse proud.
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Go off half-cocked
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Have only half the facts
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Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
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It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
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Is a pig's ass pork?
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Obviously
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If you had a brain you'd play with it.
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Spread the table.
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Set the table for dinner
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
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Appearances can be deceptive
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Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
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Miscellaneous
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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
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Lost
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Bumpin’ yer gums!
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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
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Pretty
Proud to be seen with
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
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Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
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