Author: Country expression Page 13

Y’all have chairs.

Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

Sat there like a bump on a log.

As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

Well, shut my mouth.

My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.

Turn the truth

If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

It’s as hot as blue blazes.

You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

“Mash” the gas

Deader than a door nail

Leanin' on the shovel

Like Claude Harris’ mule

Go off half-cocked

He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.