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Author: Country expression Page 13
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
If you had a brain you'd play with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can't trust him
Other expressions
Sneaky
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
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