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To think hard of

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

Sleepier than a river coon

Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

Don't get your tit in a ringer!

Empty as a winter rain barrel.

A near man with a dollar.

It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.

Lay out of work or school

Rest your coat.

Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

A fine howdy-do

Took a heart burnin'

Up shit creek without a paddle

Everybody’s in the same pew

You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

He ain't got no home trainin.

Get the short end of the stick

Like a duck looking for thunder.