Author: Country expression Page 14

Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

He sure has hay on his horns today.

A fine howdy-do

You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

Two ax handles acrost

Grace the table.

Livin’ high on the hawg.

Greener than goose shit

He's as country as a bowl of grits.

That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Cathead biscuit

Smart as a tree full of owls.

That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.

Don’t pay it no never mind.

Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.

You can hear her three fields off.

In a New York minute.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.