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Author: Country expression Page 14
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
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Temperature
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
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Brains
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He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
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Bad
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Worthless
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
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Laziness
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Sittin’ in the catbird seat
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Being in a good situation
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Sitting pretty
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
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Miscellaneous
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Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
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Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
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Strength
Weak
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
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Miscellaneous
Energetic
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Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
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Loud
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like trying to herd cats
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An impossible task
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Something very difficult
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
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Air up your car
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Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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It’s raining cats and dogs.
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Rain
Nobody here but us chickens.
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Miscellaneous
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We’re all alone
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
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Miscellaneous
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Overreaction
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
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Miscellaneous
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Said of a sound sleeper
Do it up brown
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Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
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