Author: Country expression Page 14

My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

As cold as a wet Christmas

Who put a bee in her bonnet?

Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

Pore mouthin’

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.

Fix your plate.

When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.

You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.

He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

Sip 'N See

I love you a bushel and a peck.

He looked like Death sucking a sponge.

She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

Queer as a three dollar bill.

Crazy as a sack of bees.

Thirty years one summer

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.