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Author: Country expression Page 14
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
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Ego
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Self-important
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
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Turn off the light
No fly ever lit on her.
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She’s very clean
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
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The same
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Crazy
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Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
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I swear
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Well I declare
I'd hire her to haunt a house!
Country expression
Appearance
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Ugly
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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
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Miscellaneous
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It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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Sleepier than a river coon
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Sleepy
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She could talk the leg off a horse.
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Talks a lot
Faster than a scalded dog
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Fast
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Speed
Like they do in Alabama
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Do without
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Out of soap
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor
You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
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