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Author: Country expression Page 14
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
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Rain
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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