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Author: Country expression Page 14
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
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Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
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I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
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He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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