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Author: Country expression Page 14
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
Smart as a tree full of owls.
Country expression
Animals
Expressions
Intelligence
Wisdom
Owls
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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