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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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I'd rather pay his board than board him.

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Will ya take on wood?

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Well, shoot me for a billygoat.

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Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

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He went and blessed me out!

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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.

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I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

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Took off like Moody's goose

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Wasn’t to no age.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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Held his hind leg

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The water was higher than a cat’s back.

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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