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Author: Country expression Page 15
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
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Self-important
That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
Other expressions
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
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Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
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Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
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