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He took in a lot of mules.

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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I'll snatch you baldheaded.

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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

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Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

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Eatin’ long corn

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Y’all have chairs.

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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

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Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.

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Two ax handles acrost

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Lay out… (of work/school)

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Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

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Rest your features

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