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Author: Country expression Page 15
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
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Temperature
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
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A confused person
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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
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Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Referring to mentally challenged folks
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Common sense
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She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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