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Everybody’s in the same pew

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I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

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Happiness walks on busy feet.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

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Mess with

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Tighter than a new boot

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A face like a well slapped ass.

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I’m fair to middlin’.

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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Sip 'N See

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

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Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

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Couldn't run a bath!

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Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

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Panting like a lizard on a hot rock

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Fixments

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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

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