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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

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Well, shut my mouth.

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Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

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It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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Greener than goose shit

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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Pot licker

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

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To beat the band

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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

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You had better go lick that calf over.

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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

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This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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Let me hug your neck.

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