Author: Country expression Page 15

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

This ain't my first rodeo.

Slicker than a greased eel.

She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

A face like a robber’s dog!

Tight as Dick’s hatband

If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

Can of corn

Bumpin’ yer gums!

If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.

Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

Country as a churn

To beat the band

Well, shut my mouth.

I'd hire her to haunt a house!

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

Ready with his hat and slow with his money.