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Busier than a moth in a mitten!

His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!

You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.

As easy as herding chickens/cats

Stiff in the heels

Well, I swanny…

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!

No fly ever lit on her.

So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

Get a hump on

Fair to middlin’

As cold as a wet Christmas

It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.

He’s livin' in high cotton.

Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

Ready with his hat and slow with his money