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I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!

I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

Eatin’ long corn

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

He didn't get there on a paved road.

Built like a brick shithouse

You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

Does a snake have hips?

Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

Like getting an ox out of the ditch

I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

His front porch light is burnt out.

If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Don't go back on your raisin'

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.