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Author: Country expression Page 15
I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat (usually to a child)
Other expressions
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
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