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Author: Country expression Page 15
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
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Poor aim
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
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As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
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Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
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Well off
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
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Well I declare
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
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She’s very clean
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
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Get a hump on
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Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
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Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
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So so
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
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If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
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Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
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I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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