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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

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He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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Like a bump on a log

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I’m gonna tan your hide.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

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Like a two-forty trot

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To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.

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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

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He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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A face like a welder’s bench

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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Ain't that the berries!

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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