Author: Country expression Page 15

She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.

Turn the truth

Born short and slapped down flat

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

In a coon's age.

He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.

Crooked as a cork screw.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

Rest your coat.

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

Count the people.

Well look what the cat dragged in.

Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

Return an answer.

Country as a churn

He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

Chester drawers

I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.