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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!

Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.

Well, shut my mouth.

Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Greener than goose shit

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

Pot licker

If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

To beat the band

Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.

Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

You had better go lick that calf over.

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

This likker is just right; if it’d been any worse, I couldn’t have drunk it; if it’d been any better, you wouldn’t have give it to me.

Happy as a hog in slop.

Let me hug your neck.