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Author: Country expression Page 16
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Left quickly
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
That beats all
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Every dog has his day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone shines someday
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
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