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Author: Country expression Page 16
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look terrible
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
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Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
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Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.
Country expression
Communication
Speech
On a gossippy female
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
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