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Author: Country expression Page 16
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
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Too much of an answer
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tell a lie
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
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He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quickly
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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