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Author: Country expression Page 16
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
About as useful as buttons on a dishrag
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
Happy as a clam at high tide
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
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