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Author: Country expression Page 16
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
It's like trying to nail Jell-O
®
to a wall.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Happiness walks on busy feet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lying like a snake in the grass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
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