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Crooked as a cork screw.

Sleepier than a river coon

I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

Cute as a sack full of puppies.

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

Sat there like a bump on a log.

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.

Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

It’s been saucered and blowed.

They from off.

You better get left because you ain't right.

Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.

I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

Happiness walks on busy feet.

Lying like a snake in the grass.

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.