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Stiff in the heels

Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.

She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

She could make a preacher cuss!

You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.

This ain't my first rodeo.

Slower than molasses in January

Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

Shut the light.

In the marble orchard.

That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.

Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.

A guilty dog barks the loudest.

She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.