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Author: Country expression Page 16
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
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Within a lash
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Miscellaneous
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The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
He’s livin' in high cotton.
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Miscellaneous
He's doing well
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Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
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She looked like death eating a cracker.
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Miscellaneous
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I’m fair to middlin’.
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I'm doin' okay
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So so
Happiness walks on busy feet.
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I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
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Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
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Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
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Full of hot air
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Talkative
Lying like a snake in the grass.
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Miscellaneous
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He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
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Miscellaneous
Bad
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Worthless
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
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Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
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Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
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She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
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Pretty
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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