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He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

A hangdog look

I’m gonna tan your hide.

I’m gonna tan yer hide!

They from off.

Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

Skinny as a bean pole.

Stomping grounds

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

Gooder than grits

Bring the door

Hotter than a June bride.

Boy howdy!