Author: Country expression Page 16

Does a bear shit in the woods?

He didn't get there on a paved road.

I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

Sittin’ on the amen corner

A shallow brook is noisiest.

Country as a churn

Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

Up shit creek without a paddle

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

Like a jackass in a tin stable

We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

Tell a story

You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

He’s dumber than a day old pig.

Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

A face like a bee keepers apprentice

Sweating like a whore in church.

He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

Fan the door

He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.