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Author: Country expression Page 16
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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They’re not from around here.
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Promises
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Sneaky
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Skinny
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
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Shet the door
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
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