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Author: Country expression Page 17
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Fan the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep the door open to let a breeze in
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He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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Chester drawers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Chest OF drawers
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of an attractive female
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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