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Author: Country expression Page 17
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.
Country expression
Communication
Speech
On a gossippy female
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