Author: Country expression Page 17

People will be able to see to Christmas.

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

You look like five miles of bad road.

You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

Is a pig's ass pork?

Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

I’m on it like cheese on grits!

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

Spread the table.

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

A face like a robber’s dog!

Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

He's country as a bowl of grits.