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Author: Country expression Page 17
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Two shakes of a lamb's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
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