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Author: Country expression Page 17
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
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You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tired
Worn out
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Term of endearment
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
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Miscellaneous
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Raining a lot
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
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I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Spread the table.
Country expression
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Set the table for dinner
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
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He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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