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Author: Country expression Page 18
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He looked like Death sucking a sponge.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Messed up as a soup sandwich
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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