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No fly ever lit on her.

Crooked as a snake's back.

Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?

Not blessed with beauty…

He’d scare a horse from his oats.

Wilder than a March hare

Go off half-cocked

He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.

Within a lash

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

Hotter than a June bride.

He’s three sheets in the wind.

Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Let me hug your neck.

Chester drawers

Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

Rest your features

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

Like a bump on a log

Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster

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