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Author: Country expression Page 18
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
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You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
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Said of a loud talker
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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As cold as a wet Christmas
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Temperature
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
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Miscellaneous
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Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
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In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
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Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
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He’s livin' in high cotton.
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Miscellaneous
He's doing well
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Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
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Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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