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Author: Country expression Page 18
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
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Miscellaneous
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Useless
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
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Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
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Warmin’ over old soup
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
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Miscellaneous
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Stubborn
Y’all have chairs.
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Please be seated
Pass some words
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A quarrel
A spat
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Trouble
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
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Teeth
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
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Like a two-forty trot
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Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
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Green as a gourd
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A novice
Inexperience
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She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
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Attractive
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Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
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Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
Spread the table.
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Set the table for dinner
He’s three sheets in the wind.
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Drunk
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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
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Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
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Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
So ugly he could snag lightning
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Miscellaneous
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It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
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Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
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