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Author: Country expression Page 18
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Dead as 4 o’clock
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
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Patient
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
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Miscellaneous
Not too bright
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
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Obviously
Of course
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It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
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It’s your decision
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That possum's on the stump.
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Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
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Oh for crying in the bucket.
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Same as for ‘crying out loud’
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
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Worthless
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
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Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
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Pretty
Stronger’n a garlic milkshake
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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
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Finer than frog's hair
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Attractive
Delicate
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Real good
She'll be late to her own funeral.
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Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
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