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Old as dirt

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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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He’d make a cat laugh.

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You had better go lick that calf over.

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Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.

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He went and blessed me out!

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We always go to bed with the chickens.

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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A face like a welder’s bench

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Pull in your horns.

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In high cotton

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Deader than a door nail

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The ox is in the ditch.

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Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

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