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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

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Well, that just frosts my ankles!

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You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.

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He just sits there like a bump on a log.

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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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Get the short end of the stick

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I've had an apple out of that bag.

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It come up a bad cloud.

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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

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Lay out… (of work/school)

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I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

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Can of corn

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As tired as a whore on nickel night.

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