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Deader than a door nail

People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

Dead as 4 o’clock

Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

Does a bear shit in the woods?

It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

That possum's on the stump.

You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

Oh for crying in the bucket.

You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.

That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.

Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

Stronger’n a garlic milkshake

It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

Finer than frog's hair

She'll be late to her own funeral.