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Author: Country expression Page 18
No fly ever lit on her.
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She’s very clean
Crooked as a snake's back.
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Dishonest
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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
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Not blessed with beauty…
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He’d scare a horse from his oats.
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Wilder than a March hare
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Excitable
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Wild
Go off half-cocked
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Have only half the facts
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Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
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To appear very neat and fashionable
Within a lash
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The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
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Hotter than a June bride.
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He’s three sheets in the wind.
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Drunk
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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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Hell
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Let me hug your neck.
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Chester drawers
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Chest OF drawers
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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.
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Rest your features
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Hush
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Shut up
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
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Like a bump on a log
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Laziness
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Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
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Impossible
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Unfeasible
Return an answer.
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A reply is requested
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