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Author: Country expression Page 19
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Speed bumps
You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
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Pretentions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
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It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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when you get a sudden chill
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
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Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Relax
Slow down
Take a break
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
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