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Author: Country expression Page 19
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
Her mouth looks like a jaybird’s ass in pokeberry time.
Country expression
Appearance
Expressions
Said of a woman wearing too much lipstick
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
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