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Author: Country expression Page 19
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
I’m fair to middlin’.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm doin' okay
Other expressions
So so
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.
Country expression
Communication
Speech
On a gossippy female
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
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Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Sober as a judge
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sober
He is just a hole in search of donut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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