Author: Country expression Page 19

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

Tighter than a new boot

That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

Road Humps

You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

Braggin’ dog

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

Does a snake have hips?

It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.

Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

She’s totin’ the high leg.

Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

Who's pluckin' this chicken, me or you?

Let a man skin his own skunk.

Take a slack

You're diggin’ your own grave.

It’s as hot as blue blazes.

Not particularly handsome