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Couldn't run a bath!

Like a jackass in a tin stable

Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

Slow as an iron toad

I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

That possum's on the stump.

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

Like an old hen with one chick

Can of corn

No fly ever lit on her.

Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

Go piss up a rope.

Broke as a whore during lent.

He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

Take a slack

He’s shorter than a mouse hole.