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Author: Country expression Page 19
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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Worn out
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
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Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
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Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
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Fussy
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Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
No fly ever lit on her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s very clean
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
Broke as a whore during lent.
Country expression
Money
Poverty
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
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