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Author: Country expression Page 19
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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There will be in trouble
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
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Nagging
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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
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Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
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Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Overweight
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
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Had a hard row to hoe
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A difficult time
In hard circumstances
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Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
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Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
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Wanting something you don’t have
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
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Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Couldn't run a bath!
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Toad choker/frog strangler
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A heavy rain
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Two ax handles acrost
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Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
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Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
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Well
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
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Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
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Ain't that the berries!
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Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
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