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Author: Country expression Page 19
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
In a New York minute.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Soon
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
Road Humps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Speed bumps
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
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