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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

Born short and slapped down flat

Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

Ain’t got both oars in the water

I suwanne.

Like a two-forty trot

In a New York minute.

Strong as a new well rope

Road Humps

Madder than’ a wampus cat

Creaking doors hang the longest.

Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

He learned to whisper in a sawmill.

Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

I’ve got no dog in that fight.

He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.