Author: Country expression Page 19

I’m gonna tan your hide.

A fine howdy-do

He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

Turn the truth

He's busier than a cat with two tails.

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

Like a bump on a log

She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

She can burn water.

He’s three sheets in the wind.

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

Pretty is as pretty does.

Y’all have chairs.

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

Higher the hair, closer to God.

A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

Like what God gave a billy goat