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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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Don't get your cows runnin.

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.

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Greener than goose shit

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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Bring the door

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

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Either fish or cut bait.

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

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Dumber than a stump

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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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Rough as a cob

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Pull in your horns.

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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

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Georgia buggy

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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