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Author: Country expression Page 19
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like what God gave a billy goat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A hard head and a clear conscience
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