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Couldn't run a bath!

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Like a jackass in a tin stable

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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Slow as an iron toad

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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That possum's on the stump.

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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

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Like an old hen with one chick

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Can of corn

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No fly ever lit on her.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

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Go piss up a rope.

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Broke as a whore during lent.

Money Poverty

He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

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Take a slack

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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

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