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Author: Country expression Page 2
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
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