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… like a turd in the punchbowl

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

We better git on the stick!

Dead as 4 o’clock

Scripted down

Natural enough to eat pie

Eatin’ long corn

Oh shine!

Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.

“Mash” the gas

Greener than goose shit

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

The bell cow

… since Christ left Cleveland!