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Author: Country expression Page 2
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
We better git on the stick!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We better get started
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Oh shine!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of surprise
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of good food
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
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