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Tighter than bark on a tree

He lost his hat, ass, and spats!

Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail

Get the short end of the stick

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.

Where you stay?

Nobody here but us chickens.

Green as a gourd

A close chewer and a tight spitter.

Don't get your cows runnin.

I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

As tall as a Georgia pine