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Author: Country expression Page 2
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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Tough
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be damned!
Other expressions
Well
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said to person eating a rare steak
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
Slower than molasses in January
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Miscellaneous
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Slow speed
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
As easy as herding chickens/cats
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Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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