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She could make a preacher cuss!

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The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

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My hind foot!

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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Good Heavenly Days!

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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I’m covered up.

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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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Let me hug your neck.

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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He’s shorter than a mouse hole.

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Hotter than a June bride.

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A close chewer and a tight spitter.

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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