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Madder than’ a wampus cat
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Miscellaneous
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Very angry
Like a martin to his gourd
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With pure instinct
He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.
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He's got both feet in the trough.
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Said of someone eating vigorously
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
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Dark
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Like a calf in clover
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Playful
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
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Characteristics
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Convincing
Persuasive
Took off like Moody's goose
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Left quickly
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Fair to middlin’
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Okay
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So so
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
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Really dressed up
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
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Nagging
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
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I'll snatch you baldheaded.
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A threat
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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
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Egotistical
Full of himself
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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
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He’s dumber than owl shit.
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Lay out… (of work/school)
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Play hookey
Stay home
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
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She has more than one lover
Shut the light.
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Turn off the light
Fix your plate.
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Serve yourself at dinner
They’re like two peas in a pod.
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They’re the same
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