Author: Country expression Page 2

You look like five miles of bad road.

He went after it whole hog.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.

Who do you favor?

He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

We in the short rows.

I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

Were you raised in a barn?

I’ll snatch you bald headed.

Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

Not blessed with beauty…

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

Ain't that the berries!

Like three feet up a bull’s ass

Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

She could talk the leg off a horse.

You can hear her three fields off.