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Author: Country expression Page 2
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
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Self-important
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
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Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
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