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Author: Country expression Page 2
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
Other expressions
Too much of an answer
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
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If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
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Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
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Relax
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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