Author: Country expression Page 2

Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

Can't get blood from a turnip.

Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

Queer as a three dollar bill.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.

Plum tuckered

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

… took a long dip in the ugly pond

As cold as a wet Christmas

I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

He’s three limbs up a willa.

Slower than molasses in January

To “love on you”

You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

You can hear her three fields off.

As easy as herding chickens/cats

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

He's country as a bowl of grits.