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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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Get the short end of the stick

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Busted two sets of knee caps

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He’s dumber than owl shit.

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That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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Put on the dog

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Fell down cup over kettle.

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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Air up your car

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People will be able to see to Christmas.

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

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Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.

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