Author: Country expression Page 2

Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

Uglier than a mud fence

He just sits there like a bump on a log.

Forty eleven

This is gooder'n grits.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

To have treed the coon

He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

Like a buzzard roosted in it

Couldn't run a bath!

Pull in your horns.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.