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The hair is in the butter.

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Is a pig's ass pork?

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She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.

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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

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Chew the bark off

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Flat as a fritter.

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Sat there like a bump on a log.

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Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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Pull in your horns.

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He's gotta whole head full of simple.

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Braggin’ dog

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Skinny as a bean pole.

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He’s three sheets in the wind.

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You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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Sunday face

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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

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