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Natural enough to eat pie

Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

His family tree is a trunk.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Leanin' on the shovel

He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.

He's as happy as if he had good sense.

Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

Well, slap my head and call me silly!

He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

Eatin’ long corn

She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

Take a slack

Drunk as Cooter Brown

Let your vittles shut your mouth.