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Higher the hair, closer to God.

Nobody here but us chickens.

He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

Full as a tick

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

Air up your car

Rough as a cob

Going to hell in a handbasket

Deader than a door nail

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

My hind foot!

Leanin' on the shovel

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

Spread the table.

Drunk as Cooter Brown

Lower than a snake’s belly

Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.