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Author: Country expression Page 20
Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We’re all alone
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Full as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
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Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
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