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It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

Well, shut my mouth.

He’s dumber than owl shit.

The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

You're diggin’ your own grave.

Slower than a Sunday afternoon.

No fly ever lit on her.

Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

Nobody here but us chickens.

Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

Rest your coat.

I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

He ain’t a man to tie too.

I've had an apple out of that bag.

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

His front porch light is burnt out.

Mess with

Happy as a hog in slop.