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Author: Country expression Page 20
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
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