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Author: Country expression Page 20
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
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Hell
Other expressions
Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.
Country expression
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His family tree is a trunk.
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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
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Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
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Confusion
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Leanin' on the shovel
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Taking a break
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
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Mean
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Tough
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
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Isn't that something!
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Well I'll be darned
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Country expression
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An exclamation
I'll be damned!
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Well
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
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Not too bright
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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
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Drive there
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Eatin’ long corn
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Has plenty of money
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Well off
She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.
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Said of an attractive female
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
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Is penniless
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Take a slack
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Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Drunk as Cooter Brown
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Drunk
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Let your vittles shut your mouth.
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Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
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