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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

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What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

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Had a hard row to hoe

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He’s dumber than owl shit.

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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.

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Sleepier than a river coon

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He was so slick he could steal the sweet from sugar without touching a grain

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If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

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Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!

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Air up your car

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

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Sittin’ on the amen corner

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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

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We better git on the stick!

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Big hat, no cattle

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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

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People will be able to see to Christmas.

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