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Author: Country expression Page 20
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
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Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
He’s dumber than owl shit.
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The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
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Confusion
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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
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You're diggin’ your own grave.
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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
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No fly ever lit on her.
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She’s very clean
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
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Don't judge a book by its cover
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That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
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Miscellaneous
Energetic
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Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
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We’re all alone
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
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Too much of an answer
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
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A threat
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He ain’t a man to tie too.
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Untrustworthy
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
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Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
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His front porch light is burnt out.
Country expression
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Mess with
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Be involved with
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Happy as a hog in slop.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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