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Author: Country expression Page 20
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
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Laziness
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
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Talk to the table.
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Say the blessing or grace before the meal
So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.
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Good
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It daddied itself
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Said of a child that looks just like its father
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
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I'll walk to town on that lip!
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Said to someone who's pouting
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
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Confusion
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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
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Got away with something
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He’s livin' in high cotton.
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He's doing well
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Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
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Bad
Meanness
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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
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LIttle chance
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You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
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Spread the table.
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Set the table for dinner
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
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Mean
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Tough
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
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Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Pore mouthin’
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Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
"shootin" horseshoes
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Pitching horseshoes
Country as a churn
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