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You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.

Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.

Drunk as Cooter Brown

My hind foot!

Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.

Pissin’ in the wind

Shut the light.

Let a man skin his own skunk.

Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice

Happiness walks on busy feet.

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

Like a rooster in an empty henhouse

My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

To have treed the coon

A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.

Sleepier than a river coon

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.