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They never could set horses.

Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

As scarce as hens teeth.

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

She could ruin a two-car funeral.

If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

He could sell firewood in hell.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

He’s three sheets in the wind.

Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.

He’s dumber than owl shit.

Like a turkey in young corn

Plum tuckered

He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

Ain't that the berries!