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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.

He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'

He took in a lot of mules.

Where you stay?

Don’t split your britches

It’s raining cats and dogs.

You look like five miles of bad road.

Like what God gave a billy goat

You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

You better get left because you ain't right.

When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.

Dumber than a barrel of hair

He is purse proud.

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

Don’t care if I do.

Oh for crying in the bucket.

She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

He could sell firewood in hell.

It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.