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Author: Country expression Page 20
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'
Country expression
Characteristics
Not how he was raised
Pompous
Self-important
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where do you live?
Don’t split your britches
Country expression
Emotions
Don’t get riled up
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Like what God gave a billy goat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A hard head and a clear conscience
You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not telling it correctly
Other expressions
You better get left because you ain't right.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
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Will never happen
Dumber than a barrel of hair
Country expression
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Dumb
Other expressions
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Oh for crying in the bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as for ‘crying out loud’
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
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Pretty
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
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Persuasive
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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