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Author: Country expression Page 20
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
Like a dose of salts through a widow woman.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anything that happened quickly
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
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Shut the light.
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Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
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Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
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Miscellaneous
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Happiness walks on busy feet.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
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Pretentions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
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Miscellaneous
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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
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To have treed the coon
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Miscellaneous
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To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
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