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Author: Country expression Page 20
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She couldn't keep her dress down.
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Promiscuous
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
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Mean
Other expressions
Tough
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Proud
Took the preachers seat
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When someone fell on their butt
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Serve yourself at dinner
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
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Miscellaneous
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Stubbornness
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
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Settle differences
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
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Too much of an answer
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
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