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Author: Country expression Page 21
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
Tougher than a one-eared alley cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always
Forever
Other expressions
I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
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