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Author: Country expression Page 21
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His mind is made up
Other expressions
You’re not going to change his mind or his path
He's only got one oar in the water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Worn out
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
They never could set horses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Never could get along
Other expressions
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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