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Lower than a snake’s belly

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Purtier than a peach.

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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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Well, shoot me for a billygoat.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

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I'd hire her to haunt a house!

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Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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Useless as tits on a boar hog

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I feel like a dog's breakfast.

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If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.

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Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.

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She couldn't keep her dress down.

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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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