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Author: Country expression Page 21
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
Don’t care to.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
I’ll be happy to
Other expressions
What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Money earned sinfully is usually spent on sin
Other expressions
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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