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Author: Country expression Page 21
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
He could sell firewood in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Convincing
Other expressions
Persuasive
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Our grandpas swapped horses.
Country expression
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We’re distantly related
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
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You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
Like what God gave a billy goat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A hard head and a clear conscience
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tell a lie
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Shame faced
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
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