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Author: Country expression Page 21
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Lay out… (of work/school)
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Play hookey
Stay home
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone prone to boasting
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is penniless
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
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