Author: Country expression Page 21

Like a duck looking for thunder.

So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!

Turn the truth

The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

Ready with his hat and slow with his money

You ain’t worth a plug nickel.

She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

Drunk as Cooter Brown

Slower than molasses in January

Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

Ain't I God's own fool?

Don't get your tit in a ringer!

She’s got more than one mule in her stable.

Her apron’s ridin’ high.

A face like a welder’s bench

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

This ain't my first rodeo.