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Author: Country expression Page 21
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
Dumber than a road lizard
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
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Colder than a well digger's ass
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Built like a brick shithouse
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Very strong and well-built
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
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Disoriented
Drunk
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An empty wagon makes the most noise.
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People who talk the loudest have the least to say
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
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Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
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There's no pleasing her.
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
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Needless
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You’re like the dog that caught the car.
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Proud
Self satisfied
Took a heart burnin'
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Fell in love
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Pretty as you please
Country expression
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Easy
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He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
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Clumsy
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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?
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Lay out of work or school
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To miss work or play hookey
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
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Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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