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Author: Country expression Page 21
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
You can’t tell nobody nothing that ain’t ever been nowhere!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Worthless
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow speed
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Her apron’s ridin’ high.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s pregnant
A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
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