Author: Country expression Page 21

He took in a lot of mules.

He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

He's only got one oar in the water.

Doesn’t know shit from Shinola

Faster than a scalded dog

She’s possum ugly.

Mend fences.

I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

He's gotta whole head full of simple.

That's as scarce as hen's teeth.

As tall as a Georgia pine

If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

They never could set horses.

I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

Sweating like a whore in church.

Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.