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They’re like two peas in a pod.

Lay out… (of work/school)

He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

Sweating like a whore in church.

What a bunch of potlickers

That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

Happy as a hog in slop.

Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

That was faster than green grass through a goose.

Madder than’ a wampus cat

We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.

Like a two-forty trot

He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

He’s three sheets in the wind.

Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

It's coming up a cloud.