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Author: Country expression Page 22
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
To put the spit on the apple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To end the argument
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Short as a gnat's tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
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