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You look like death eating a cracker.

Up shit creek without a paddle

Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

Pretty as you please

Don’t care if I do.

Like a duck looking for thunder.

In the marble orchard.

He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

Boy howdy!

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

Don't get your knickers in a knot.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.

Put it on the front door.

Slicker than a greased eel.

Shet [shut] the light.

That dog won't hunt.