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Author: Country expression Page 22
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
Not enough brains to give himself a headache!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
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