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Author: Country expression Page 22
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Up shit creek without a paddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In bad situation
Other expressions
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
Other expressions
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
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