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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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Sip 'N See

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We always go to bed with the chickens.

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If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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"shootin" horseshoes

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The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.

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He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.

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Don’t care if I do.

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

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Happy as a pig in Palestine.

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Barefooted as a yard dog.

Expressions

Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

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Sweating like a whore in church.

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