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Author: Country expression Page 23
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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