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Turn of the sun

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Toad choker/frog strangler

He’s dumber than a day old pig.

A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

That size don't get no bigger.

A trace of the uppity

Well, I swanny…

Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Pot licker

Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.