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Author: Country expression Page 23
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
Lay out of work or school
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To miss work or play hookey
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Slow as an iron toad
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow
Speed
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
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Miscellaneous
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Patient
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain’t a man to tie too.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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