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Author: Country expression Page 23
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wrinkles
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Going ninety to nothin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Fast
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
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