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You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

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Slower than molasses in January

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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Stomping grounds

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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Return an answer.

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Breast baby

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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As cold as a wet Christmas

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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.

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Another horse been in his barn

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You plant a tater, you get a tater.

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.

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