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Author: Country expression Page 24
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Compliment
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
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