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Author: Country expression Page 24
Throw the hatchet
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Embellish the truth
Exaggerate
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A fine howdy-do
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reaction to unexpected circumstances
An exclamation
Other expressions
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uncertainty of continued success
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
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… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mind that frayed cord – it’ll knock your pecker into yer watchpocket!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Madder than a hornet!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Angry
Other expressions
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