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Author: Country expression Page 24
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk excessively
That’s smoother than a spanked baby’s butt
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Babies
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Smooth
He ain't got no home trainin.
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Poor manners
Rude
A face like a bee keepers apprentice
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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
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It shouldn’t surprise you
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You reap what you sow.
Narrow between the eyes.
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Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
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Bad
Mean
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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
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Anonymous
Useful as a broken leg.
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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.
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It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
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Skinny as a bean pole.
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Skinny
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
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No good
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Worthless
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
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Ego
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Self-important
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
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Overweight
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
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Behavior
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He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
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Is very persuasive
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Turn the truth
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To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
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You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Act like you’ve got some raisin.
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Act like you were taught good manners
Behavior
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Raised properly
Get a hump on
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Get a move on
Get going
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