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Author: Country expression Page 25
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
Ready with his hat and slow with his money.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
He don’t know daylight from dark.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
So dry he had the rattles
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was very thirsty
He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is very persuasive
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
Other expressions
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
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