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Does a snake have hips?

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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

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Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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His front porch light is burnt out.

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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

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… took a long dip in the ugly pond

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Thirty years one summer

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Quit bein’ ugly.

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My hind foot!

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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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Nobody here but us chickens.

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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

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Let me hug your neck.

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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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