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Author: Country expression Page 25
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail/behind all the time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can’t win ‘em all
Your time will come
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.
Country expression
Communication
Speech
On a gossippy female
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inexperienced
Other expressions
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Sittin' on the bedpost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know their private business
Other expressions
Took the preachers seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone fell on their butt
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
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