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Author: Country expression Page 26
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She’s loud
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
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