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Author: Country expression Page 26
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
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He don’t know daylight from dark.
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Confusion
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I love you a bushel and a peck.
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A lot
Amount
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It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
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Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
He’s just loudin’ off.
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Making a fuss
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The ox is in the ditch.
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There is an emergency
… like a turd in the punchbowl
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Out of place
Unwanted
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
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Active
Lively
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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
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Well, butter my biscuit.
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Isn't that something!
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Well I'll be darned
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
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Temperature
Going ninety to nothin'
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Busy
Fast
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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They ate supper before they said grace.
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About a couple living together without being married
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Like a martin to his gourd
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With pure instinct
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
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Appearances can be deceptive
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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
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Took off like Moody's goose
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Left quickly
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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
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