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I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Shet [shut] the light.

It was all still and Sunday-like.

like trying to herd cats

To beat the band

Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

Seen better legs on a table.

Ready with his hat and slow with his money

Jump the broomstick

In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

Turn of the sun

Crooked as a cork screw.

Strong as a new well rope

I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

The water was higher than a cat’s back.

My hind foot!

Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

Well I’ll be John Brown.