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Author: Country expression Page 26
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
Other expressions
Quiet
like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
Seen better legs on a table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Legs
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
I’d rather have a broke back in hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
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