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Author: Country expression Page 26
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't judge a book by its cover
Other expressions
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promiscuous
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
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Two ax handles acrost
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let your vittles shut your mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be quiet and eat
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Turn of the sun
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noon
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
You need to dance with them what brung you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t forget those who helped you
Loyalty
Other expressions
Stay with what works
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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