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She looked like death eating a cracker.

It’s hotter than a fritter!

Like Claude Harris’ mule

Rest your coat.

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

Farmin’ in the woods

Empty as a winter rain barrel.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

Go piss up a rope.

Warmin’ over old soup

Like a suck-egg dog

He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

She can burn water.

A guilty dog barks the loudest.