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Author: Country expression Page 27
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Immobile
Other expressions
Unresponsive
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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