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Author: Country expression Page 27
She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply when someone says “hey”
Other expressions
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
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Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
That beats all
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
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Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
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Very difficult
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
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Quiet
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's more trouble then it's worth.
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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
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Higher the hair, closer to God.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
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Willow tree
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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