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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

Done done

Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.

It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

Like a peach-orchard bull

Like getting an ox out of the ditch

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

It was all still and Sunday-like.

Hold your horses

When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

Higher the hair, closer to God.

He’s three limbs up a willa.

Don't get your tit in a ringer!

If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.