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Author: Country expression Page 27
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s hotter than a fritter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
Farmin’ in the woods
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making moonshine
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
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Self-important
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
Warmin’ over old soup
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Reviving an old love
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
Other expressions
Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give too much detail
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Too much of an answer
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
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A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
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