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Author: Country expression Page 27
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
abused & unhappy
Looking worn out
Other expressions
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Same as ‘if you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen’
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Like a duck looking for thunder.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A confused person
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She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
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Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Show off
Stut
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
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like trying to herd cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An impossible task
Other expressions
Something very difficult
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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