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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.

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Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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Done done

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Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.

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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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Like a peach-orchard bull

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Like getting an ox out of the ditch

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You look the south end of a north bound cow.

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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Hold your horses

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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He’s three limbs up a willa.

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.

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