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Author: Country expression Page 28
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
A face like a boiled fist
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's only got one oar in the water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
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