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Lay out of work or school

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Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

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I’m as busy as a one-armed barber with hives.

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Busier than a moth in a mitten!

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If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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Forty eleven

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If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.

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He's got both feet in the trough.

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I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.

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He's three days older than Moses.

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I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

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Fan the door

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It's as cold as all git out!

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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

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She’s lost as last years Easter egg.

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He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

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His family tree is a trunk.

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I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

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Is a pig's ass pork?

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