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Author: Country expression Page 28
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You are about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Singing
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
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