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Author: Country expression Page 28
He sure has hay on his horns today.
Country expression
Expressions
Best to keep your distance
Is ornery
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'
Country expression
Characteristics
Not how he was raised
Pompous
Self-important
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
As stubborn as a blue-nose mule and as busy as a cranberry merchant.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubborn
Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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