Author: Country expression Page 28

Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

Happy as a hog in slop.

A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

Pretty as you please

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice

You are about as grateful as a toothache.

She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.

I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Righter en rain?

Either fish or cut bait.

Slow as Christmas

Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

Sharp as a ball peen hammer.

She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

He's as mad as a wet hen.

Bring the door

He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!