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… like a turd in the punchbowl

Where do you fall?

Skinny as a bean pole.

Colder than a well digger's ass

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

Rough as a cob

That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.

Busted two sets of knee caps

Basket name

Scripted down

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

Held his hind leg

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave

A face like a boiled fist

He's only got one oar in the water.

That dog won't hunt.

I’m touching cotton.