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Tight as Dick’s hatband

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.

That kid could break an anvil.

It would be better to dress him than to feed him.

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

A near man with a dollar.

I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

Let me hug your neck.

She can burn water.

He has a face made for radio.

Empty as a winter rain barrel.

Fall in for vittles.

They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.

Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.