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Author: Country expression Page 29
Tight as Dick’s hatband
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tight clothing
Uncomfortable
Various interpretations
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dislike for someone
Bad
Other expressions
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someplace close by
Louder than two skeletons fighting on a tin roof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Other expressions
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