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Author: Country expression Page 29
He's tighter than a fiddle string
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stingy
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Like a calf in clover
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Playful
Piss on the fire and call in the dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let's go
Let’s call it a night and get out of here
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Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
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Well off
Strong as a new well rope
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Powerful
Strong
Finer than frog's hair
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Attractive
Delicate
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Real good
So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.
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Miscellaneous
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Like a bug arguing with a chicken
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A pointless exercise
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Useless
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
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Have to pee really badly
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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
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I suwanne.
Country expression
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I swear
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Big hat, no cattle
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Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
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Out of soap
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Poor
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
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Attractive
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Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
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It's a sure thing
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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
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Return an answer.
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A reply is requested
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I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
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Self-important
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Stomping grounds
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Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
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