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Author: Country expression Page 29
She’s totin’ the high leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Return an answer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reply is requested
Other expressions
I’ll snatch you bald headed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat of punishment
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who do you favor?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Which of your relatives do you look like?
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s playing possum.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretending he’s dead or asleep
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Happy as a hog in slop.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
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