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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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I wish to my never.

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Sleepier than a river coon

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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

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Tell a story

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Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

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This ain't my first rodeo.

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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.

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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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Useless as tits on a boar hog

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Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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His face was all plowed up

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Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

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An empty wagon makes the most noise.

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More than plenty

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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

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Bowed up like a Halloween cat

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Looks like he’s been chewin’ tobacco and spittin’ in the wind.

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