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Give me some sugar.

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Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He lives in your neck of the woods.

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If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.

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Once bread is toast, it can't be bread again.

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That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.

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He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

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I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

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Hotter than a June bride.

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You had better go lick that calf over.

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Well, hush my mouth.

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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Bowed up like a Halloween cat

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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

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