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Author: Country expression Page 3
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
Turn the truth
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To change the facts to suit one’s purpose
Sat there like a bump on a log.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An incredibly dishonest person
Other expressions
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
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When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive there
Other expressions
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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