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Author: Country expression Page 3
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Have to piss like a Russian race horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have to pee really badly
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very cold!
She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Guests
Other expressions
You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You picked a good mate
Dumb as a sack of doorknobs
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
Other expressions
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