Author: Country expression Page 3

Meaner than a snake

Panting like a lizard on a hot rock

His family tree is a trunk.

To “love on you”

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Ain't that the berries!

Were you raised in a barn?

Useful as a broken leg.

Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

He's country as a bowl of grits.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

She is so ugly I would hire her to haunt a house.

Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

You didn’t pick up a crooked stick.

Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

Makes my butt wanna grind corn!