Author: Country expression Page 3

Don't get your tit in a ringer!

You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!

He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.

Turn the truth

Sat there like a bump on a log.

I’m gonna tan your hide.

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

When a dog is tight-mouthed

Forty eleven

Skinny as a rail

Pretty as you please

That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.

I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.

To beat the band

To “love on you”

Couldn't run a bath!