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Author: Country expression Page 3
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
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Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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No fly ever lit on her.
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She’s very clean
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
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Wanting something you don’t have
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
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Is really angry
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It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
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Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.
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A reply when someone says “hey”
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Short as a gnat's tail
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Slow as pond water.
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Empty as a winter rain barrel.
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Empty
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Mend fences.
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End a feud
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Settle differences
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
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Lost
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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
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Anxiety
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Who do you favor?
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Which of your relatives do you look like?
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
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He's as happy as if he had good sense.
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It's come a cloud.
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It's going to storm
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He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
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Grinning
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Smiling
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