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Author: Country expression Page 3
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
“I’m just telling the facts”
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Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When one does something clumsy
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Not blessed with beauty…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
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Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
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