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Author: Country expression Page 3
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
Snake the kivvers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Shake the covers)
Before getting in bed check for snakes
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
Barefooted as a yard dog.
Country expression
Expressions
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ego
Other expressions
Self-important
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
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