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Thirty years one summer

Snake the kivvers

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

Don't let the bear get'cha.

It daddied itself

Barefooted as a yard dog.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

Can of corn

He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

What a bunch of potlickers

You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.

Don’t care if I do.