Author: Country expression Page 3

Like a peach-orchard bull

The apple never falls too far from the tree.

No fly ever lit on her.

Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

Makes my butt wanna grind corn!

It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.

Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.

Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

Short as a gnat's tail

Slow as pond water.

Empty as a winter rain barrel.

Mend fences.

He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

Who do you favor?

When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

He's as happy as if he had good sense.

It's come a cloud.

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.