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Author: Country expression Page 3
Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stop arguing and do as you're told
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sorry as a two dollar watch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No good
Other expressions
Worthless
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A poor shot
Has poor aim
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
Going to hell in a handbasket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Going downhill fast
Headed for disaster
Other expressions
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
Basket name
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pet name of a child prior to Christening
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
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