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Author: Country expression Page 30
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Like they do in Alabama
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Do without
Other expressions
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
She’s lost as last years Easter egg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Traffic is really bad
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grinning
Other expressions
Smiling
It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s your decision
Other expressions
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Appearances can be deceptive
Other expressions
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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