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Author: Country expression Page 30
Stiff in the heels
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
Busted two sets of knee caps
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Walked too much
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
He’s like a bad penny.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Always turning up.
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
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