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Author: Country expression Page 30
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It was all still and Sunday-like.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm
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Quiet
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Needless
Other expressions
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Quickly
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
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Well, hush my mouth.
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Miscellaneous
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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
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If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
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I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Temperature
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
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Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Turn off the light
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Country as a churn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.
Country expression
Expressions
I wasn't born yesterday
I’m not THAT much of a fool.
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