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That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

Shet [shut] the light.

Like they do in Alabama

He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.

He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

Forty eleven

I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

She’s lost as last years Easter egg.

Who died and left the gate open?

He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Rest your coat.

Plum tuckered

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.