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Author: Country expression Page 30
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Hold your horses
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be patient
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
Other expressions
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Mites don’t fly this time of the year.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Madder than spit on a griddle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shady character
Slippery
Untrustworthy
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Retort to when someone makes a pointless observation
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
It’s raining pitchforks and plowhandles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Raining a lot
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