Author: Country expression Page 30

Flat as a fritter.

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

It was all still and Sunday-like.

Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

Are you outta’ pocket again?

Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.

Well, hush my mouth.

She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’

I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.

I feel like the underside of a turnip green.

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

Don’t care if I do.

Shet [shut] the light.

She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

Country as a churn

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.