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Author: Country expression Page 30
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
We in the short rows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Almost finished
Other expressions
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ain't that the berries!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That’s great!
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
You’re not worth the gunpowder it’ll take to blow you away.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Worthless
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
Put it on the front door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Let everyone know
Other expressions
So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t know shit from apple butter!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clueless
Doesn’t know anything
Other expressions
You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Just cause you say it doesn't make it so
Other expressions
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
He’s just loudin’ off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Making a fuss
Other expressions
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