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Author: Country expression Page 31
Purtier than a peach.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
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Well I declare
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceit
He's full of himself
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Uglier than a burnt stump
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Hotter than Satan’s housecat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Her apron’s ridin’ high.
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Miscellaneous
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She’s pregnant
Ain’t got both oars in the water
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other euphemisms
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was pregnant before marriage
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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There will be in trouble
You’re like the dog that caught the car.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Proud
Self satisfied
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
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Rough
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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When one does something clumsy
He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Deteriorating rapidly
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Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
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Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Tired
Worn out
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
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