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Author: Country expression Page 31
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
He's country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
Other expressions
Rural
He's ugly enough to scare the buzzards off a gut wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Don’t insult the alligator till you’ve crossed the stream.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
Like a turkey in young corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Fulfilled
Got the world by the tail
Other expressions
Talk to the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
Bring the door
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Close the door
Other expressions
Shet the door
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
It daddied itself
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a child that looks just like its father
His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
Other expressions
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
Cute as a sack full of puppies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cute
Other expressions
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