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Author: Country expression Page 31
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
You look the south end of a north bound cow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t pay it no never mind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disregard it.
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
That man ain't got the decency to die.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
It's coming up a cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It looks like it’s going to rain
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Wasn’t to no age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
Skinny as a rail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Thin
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