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Author: Country expression Page 31
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
Tight as a tick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
It’s raining so hard the animals are starting to pair up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horniness
Other expressions
Boy howdy!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of enthusiastic agreement
Like “Oh man!” or Wow!
Other expressions
Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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