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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.

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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

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Sip 'N See

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In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.

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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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He's three days older than Moses.

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Like a buzzard roosted in it

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Slow as an iron toad

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I'll walk to town on that lip!

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She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.

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Well, hush my mouth.

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He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.

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Like a peach-orchard bull

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Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.

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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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