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Put on the dog

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Don’t care if I do.

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Fair to middlin’

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Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

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He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

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Couldn't hit a barn if you were on the inside.

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He’s just loudin’ off.

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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Barefooted as a yard dog.

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

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He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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