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Author: Country expression Page 32
I love you a bushel and a peck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lot
Amount
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
He’s so mean a rattlesnake bit him five times and died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Tough
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Mean
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Done done
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Done
Finished
Other expressions
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Window
Meaner than a snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Go piss up a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Get lost!
Go to hell!
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