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Author: Country expression Page 32
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.
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Miscellaneous
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A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
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Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
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Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
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It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
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Self-important
Slower than molasses in January
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Miscellaneous
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Slow speed
Stiff in the heels
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Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
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Well off
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
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Miscellaneous
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Fall in for vittles.
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Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
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His brain rolls around in his head like a mustard seed in a five gallon bucket.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Brains
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He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
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He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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To appear very neat and fashionable
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
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Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was a best man at his wedding
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Promises
Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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