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Author: Country expression Page 32
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
Other expressions
He is ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Worthless
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone says “if”
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Don't let the bear get'cha.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Meaning don't quit or give up.
Other expressions
She could ruin a two-car funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
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He’d scare a horse from his oats.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Shut the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
She's so sweet, sugar wouldn't melt in her mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
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