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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

As cold as a wet Christmas

He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.

Who died and left the gate open?

I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.

I feel like a dog's breakfast.

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

Took off like Moody's goose

Lay out of work or school

If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

Crooked as a cork screw.

He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

Slicker than a greased eel.

He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

Is it any 'count?