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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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Y’all have chairs.

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He has to sneak up on water fountain to get a drink.

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Don’t pay it no never mind.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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You can put a porcupine in a wood chipper, but you will not make maple syrup.

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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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He’s as tough as a boot.

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He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

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Crooked as a cork screw.

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It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

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Tighter than bark on a tree

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Will ya take on wood?

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Out of soap

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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

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As scarce as hens teeth.

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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

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