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Author: Country expression Page 33
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Another horse been in his barn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
His spouse is cheating
Other expressions
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
Other expressions
The top dog
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Like a martin to his gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With pure instinct
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A shallow brook is noisiest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quietness
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Her breath/body odor would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Bowed up like a Halloween cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Having an ached back
Other expressions
I'll walk to town on that lip!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to someone who's pouting
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s as tough as a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough
Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
Other expressions
As tired as a whore on nickel night.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A self-defeating act
Other expressions
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