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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.

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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!

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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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A trace of the uppity

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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

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Like a goose a-goin’ barefooted

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If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.

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Madder than a hornet!

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You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.

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If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.

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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

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I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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She’s lost as last years Easter egg.

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Throw the hatchet

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Like a spring lizard in a henhouse

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

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I’ve got no dog in that fight.

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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