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Author: Country expression Page 33
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
Air up your car
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inflate the tires
Other expressions
Braggin’ dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A favorite dog
One’s best dog
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He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Dumber than a stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He didn't get there on a paved road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
On a dirt road
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Rural
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His family tree is a trunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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