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Author: Country expression Page 33
She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
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Temperature
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Running
Now that’ll throw yer hat in the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Same as “ Well I'll be darned.”
Who died and left the gate open?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Traffic is really bad
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
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You’re in big trouble
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
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Miscellaneous
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I feel like a dog's breakfast.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not feeling well
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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
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Fat
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Took off like Moody's goose
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Miscellaneous
Left quickly
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Lay out of work or school
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To miss work or play hookey
If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.
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Crooked as a cork screw.
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Dishonest
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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
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Egotism
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Self-important
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
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Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
He/she looked like death eating a cracker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
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