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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

Were you raised in a barn?

Pretty is as pretty does.

Well I’ll be John Brown.

You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.

She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

Thirty years one summer

As tall as a Georgia pine

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

Go hog wild

He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.

It’s been saucered and blowed.

Darn it, I tumped over my tea.

Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

As cold as a wet Christmas

I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

The bell cow

Like a suck-egg dog

His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.