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It come up a bad cloud.

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Is a pig's ass pork?

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That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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The apple never falls too far from the tree.

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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.

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Done done

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

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Fair to middlin’

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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.

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Green as a gourd

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Poor as gully dirt

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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Eatin’ long corn

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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Shet [shut] the light.

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