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Author: Country expression Page 34
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Pretty is as pretty does.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you do pretty things you will be pretty
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Other expressions
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I declare
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The bell cow
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The leader
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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