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Author: Country expression Page 34
Take a slack
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Relax
Slow down
Take a break
Can of corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An easy task
Other expressions
Like a live oak limb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crooked
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.
Country expression
Communication
Speech
On a gossippy female
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
Big hat, no cattle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
All talk and no action or substance
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
That dog won't hunt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A lie or tall tale
Other expressions
The idea or argument that won't work
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
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