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Author: Country expression Page 35
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Give me some sugar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give me a kiss.
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, butter my biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Poor manners
Rude
Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
Country expression
Appearance
Body
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Fat
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s like swimming through peanut butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow or rough going
Georgia buggy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wheelbarrow
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