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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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As long as Pat stayed in the army

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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

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Let your vittles shut your mouth.

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money

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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

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He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'

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I would like to buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.

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Scripted down

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Glad eye

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Hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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He’s so ugly he has to slap himself to sleep.

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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

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If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.

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Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

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That kid could break an anvil.

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He took in a lot of mules.

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Better an empty house than an unwelcomed guest.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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