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Author: Country expression Page 35
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
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You're wasting your time
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
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Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Chew the bark off
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Examine closely
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
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It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a bird had his brains, he fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
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