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Bowed up like a Halloween cat

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The hair is in the butter.

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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Slow as pond water.

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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.

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I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.

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He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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Like a bump on a log

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Crooked as a cork screw.

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That size don't get no bigger.

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He's as country as a bowl of grits.

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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

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I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.

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Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

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Useless as tits on a boar hog

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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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Can you carry me up to the picture show?

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