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Author: Country expression Page 36
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
Wild as a peach orchard hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Horny
Other expressions
Rambunctious
Randy
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a sound sleeper
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Born short and slapped down flat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Short and squat
Like a bump on a log
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
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His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
A trace of the uppity
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Self-important
Snobbish
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gal is gonna drop him like a hot rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Break off a relationship
Other expressions
He’s livin' in high cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's doing well
Other expressions
In a coon's age.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Is it any 'count?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is it any good?
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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