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Author: Country expression Page 36
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
Other expressions
He's as mad as a wet hen.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He's only got one oar in the water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
When Satan goes ice skatin’ in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will never happen
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
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It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
Built like a brick shithouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very strong and well-built
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He's conceited
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Self-important
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
He's dumber than a mud fence.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
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