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Author: Country expression Page 36
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Confusion
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Fall in for vittles.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Let’s gather at the table to eat
Other expressions
Sharp as a ball peen hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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